Yesterday’s News Today
Stop, what you’re doing now and pay attention. It is of vital importance that you read every one of the following cryptozoology related news stories from the CFZ’s daily cryptozoology news blog and memorise them. Why? Well should your vessel be captured by the king of Spain and you are unable to singe his beard, you can distract him by relating these tales and following bad pun while you make good your escape.
(Yeah, I know it makes no sense but nobody reads this bit anyway and they just skip to the news links, so it matters not).
Giants of the seas arrive in Cornwall
Isolated Forest Patches Lose Species, Diversity
Stone Age hunting traps found deep in Great Lakes
'Stoned' dog sniffs out a cannabis farm
Do Dinosaurs Still Exist?
Meteorites may have brought building blocks of life to Earth
What did the meteorite say just before it crashed into a man?
“Prepare to ‘meteor’ doom!”